Kancho attack
From Takipedia
Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more;The kanchou attack (see: kanchou (浣腸)) is a mild form of ritualistic sexual battery used by Japanese children to capture an adult's absolute and undivided attention. Because the kanchou attack is a way of turning short stature from a disadvantage to a deadly advantage, this tradition is most common in primary schools and middle schools. Occasionally it has been known to occur in senior high schools as well as certain exotic entertainment establishments.
Or close the wall up with our English dead...
Now set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide,
Hold hard the breath and bend up every spirit to his full height.
--Henry V, Act III, Scene I
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Description
The "probing position" is normally achieved by folding the hands together and leaving the index fingers and thumb extended, giving the appearance of a heavy-caliber handgun (see 1,000 years of death for alternate probing position). The kanchou attack is executed by vigorously thrusting the extended index fingers upward into the anal or vaginal area.
Duration
A single kanchou attack event generally lasts only a second or two, or perhaps longer in the case of victims who have lost their ability or inclination to resist. Organized, sustained kanchou attacks consisting of dozens of sorties may last hours, days, or even weeks.
Variants
The kanchou attack may take 3 forms:
Lone gunman
A lone attacker employs stealth and concealment to maneuver unseen behind the victim's hindquarters, and unleashes the probe without notice. Because this type of attack is designed for maximum shock and penetration, it is also known as the "Bunker Buster" or "Robust Nuclear Anal Penetrator".Wolfpack
Several attackers may gather together, assume the probing position, and attack en masse, possibly preceded by a chant of some sort. The wolfpack is a highly dangerous assault because mutual interference of the attackers may result in acquisition of secondary targets such as the eyes, ears, or testes.1,000 years of death
The sennengoroshi (千年殺し) technique, or "1,000 years of death", is a different type of probing technique in which all fingers are employed in the insertion phase, and then opened and twisted during penetration.
Countermeasures
Deterrent strategies
- Refraining from the desired reaction (shock and awe) may weaken the entertainment value.
- Baggy clothing may conceal the precise location of the target zone
- Redirect. In this maneuver, sometimes called the "kanchou hodai", the intended target turns the tables by securing an attacker, presenting his or her buttocks in the direction of the other conspirators, and yelling "kanchou hodai". The other attackers, who know no loyalty except to the the thrill of penetration, will immediately descend upon this more accessible target, who (in theory) will be forever deterred from instigating future assaults.
Physical defense
Defenses against penetration may include:
- heavy clothing
- maintaining a seated position
- sudden, sharp, aggressive flash of anger intended to temporarily scare children (works best against younger primary school children)
- back-to-back team teaching
- smacking or violently tossing a few of the perpetrators until the rest get the general idea (not recommended, especially if you prefer to keep your job at a school and prefer not to have uncomfortable meetings with the kocho-sensei and with PTA parents)
External links
- Kancho.org - dedicated to spreading Kancho around the world (http://www.kancho.org)
- Kancho Training Simulator (http://www.syberpunk.com/cgi-bin/index.pl?page=boonga)
- The Continuing Wordwide kancho Scandal (http://now.blog-city.com/the_continuing_wordwide_kancho_scandal.htm) by Nicholas Klar (http://klarbooks.com)
